Another blog I peek at daily suggested an easy way to re-cap the year: clip the first sentence from the first post of each month. Let's see what we come up with, shall we?
- 05/05: Since the birth of my child ten months ago, I have come to realize that I would have made an excellent member of the U.S. Army.
- 06/05: So, the boy has six teeth now.
- 07/05: A humble request: if you're on a crowded Metro line (shout out to the red line toward Silver Spring) and you can reach the horizontal hand rail that runs along the top the car, please please please use it instead of hanging onto the vertical poles like a lazy stripper.
-08/05: About eleventy-seven million people have already dissected the silliness of vanity plates, so I'm not going to analyze why people would choose to pay the Man an extra $25 annually to maintain an inscrutable acronym/phrase/word on their cars.
-09/05: Not sure what I think about the device in this article.
-10/05: Looking around, it's a pretty common thing for bloggers to hem and haw about their lack of posting.
-11/05: Last weekend, I was visiting my in-laws in North Carolina.
-12/05: I picked up my new glasses last night.
I've clearly gotta work on kicking my opening lines up a notch.
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