Sunday, November 04, 2007

Mental Note

If there's an iota of a chance that you will be violently ill, do not drink red Fruit Punch Gatorade to hydrate yourself. When the inevitable happens, for a split second you'll be horrifically frightened and convinced that you've just heaved up your innards.

2 comments:

Kate said...

A slightly less horrifying, but still disconcerting, situation arises if one drinks yellow gatorade or powerade before being ill. Really, the fact that it is all the same color as it was when it went down is disturbing.

MCV said...

No kidding. Next time I'm feeling queasy, I'm staying away from technicolor foods.