Customer, who happens to be a friend of the Food Handler: "I have a friend who's a plastic surgeon, and he said that if the bleeding lasts long than 10 minutes while applying pressure, you need stitches."
Food Handler: "Well, it's been bleeding since 7:00 a.m."
Food Handler was wearing latex gloves and had a bandage over the wound, but still. Yeesh.
It should be noted that I still ate my breakfast sandwich.