Super Ninja: You know, this is like every stereotypical '50's sitcom, where the husband insists on fixing the sink, and they end up having to call a plumber when the pipes explode.
Me (from under the sink): How is this like that?
Super Ninja: You, the husband, are fixing the sink, while I, the wife, am watching the children.
Me (still under the sink): Oh, NOW I see what the problem is.
Super Ninja: What?
Me: I'm using a toy truck flashlight instead of a real one.