Ew! Get your mind out of the gutter. This is the objet de mon affection:
It was my "yay, I did our taxes and we got a small return!" lamp. Now, it is stupid, STUPID, to love a highly breakable lamp. Especially when I have:
In fact, as I gaze lovingly at the sweet curves of my treasured lamp, this guy is parked next to it:
The Man of Steel vs. a glass lamp? No doubt of the victor there. The real question is, WHY did my toddler need to get all vroom-vroomy near the new lamp? Why not host a Little People drag race near the old metal lamps that I bought from IKEA?
It's like he targets what I actually care about and tortures me. I know it's my own fault for spending more than $10 on a lamp, okay? But I couldn't help myself. The lamp...it beckoned.
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| Regina Andrew Small Mercury Glass Clove Table Lamp |
It was my "yay, I did our taxes and we got a small return!" lamp. Now, it is stupid, STUPID, to love a highly breakable lamp. Especially when I have:
- a 7-year-old who would like to be CM Punk and regularly practices patented WWE moves in our living room,
- a 5-year-old who embodies the spirit of 'Maniac' better than Jennifer Beals,
- and a 2-year-old, who is, well, a 2-year-old.
In fact, as I gaze lovingly at the sweet curves of my treasured lamp, this guy is parked next to it:
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| Little People® Wheelies™ DC Super Friends™ Superman™ |
The Man of Steel vs. a glass lamp? No doubt of the victor there. The real question is, WHY did my toddler need to get all vroom-vroomy near the new lamp? Why not host a Little People drag race near the old metal lamps that I bought from IKEA?
It's like he targets what I actually care about and tortures me. I know it's my own fault for spending more than $10 on a lamp, okay? But I couldn't help myself. The lamp...it beckoned.
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