The Boy woke up approximately 87 times last night for no particular reason. That's not true, I guess. He's getting over a cold, but yesterday he didn't exhibit any symptoms, so I don't know what gives.
The Girl woke up approximately 87 times. She, too, is getting over a cold. Stuffy baby nose = difficulty nursing, which = smaller meals, which = more frequent meals. Joy.
Did these wakeful episodes coincide? Nope. They alternated. So I'm operating on approximately 87 seconds of sleep. Couple this with my having contracted a variant of the ebola virus two weeks ago, and you'll understand why my posting has taken a nosedive lately.
A propos of nothing, you could own KITT if you have the means.