Apparently, I'm "Roomy"

I was horrifed by a scene from "The Silence of the Lambs." Everyone was, right? The gory predilections of Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter and Buffalo Bill churn any normal person's stomach. But that's not what made me want to curl up in the fetal position.

Here it is: the victims in the film, women who are described by flattering words like "large" and "roomy," wear a size 14.

Hmmm...who else wears a size 14? Oh, right. ME. Gah! Someone might want to make a woman-suit outta my skin!

I know it's a work of fiction. It's still disconcerting, though.